Language Card : english
Creation Date : 9 March 2011
Pokemon Passport
Name : Chuck Norris
Serie : 1st generation - Pokémon Stage 2
Type : Fighting
Attack 1 : Death Stare
Chuck Norris stares into your eyes. Destroying everything in your mind and filling NOTHING but Chuck Norris facts to the point your head blows up.
Attack 2 : Round House Kick
Round house kicks you for 1,000,000 damage. I know that on this card it says 80 damage, but it is to fool the enemy into thinking it's not that bad of an attack. The enemy will now then see that his grand childs grandchildren will be erased from existance in the future.
Illustrator : Cory Popowich
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