Language Card : english

Creation Date : 3 July 2018

Pokemon Passport

Name : Garfielf

Serie : 1st generation - Pokémon Stage 2

Type : Psychic

Attack 1 : Kick Odie
you're going into orbit, you stupid mutt

Attack 2 : Vore
Garfielf becomes god and vores the entire universe automatic win

Comments : Jon: Stuffing your face as usual. Garfielf: I gotta have a good meal. Jon: Garfield, you fat cat. You are so big and fat. Why are you so fat? Garfielf: I eat, Jon. It's what I do. It's time to kick Odie off the table. Jon: Don't do it, Garfielf, that's our pet dog Odie. Garfielf: You're going into orbit, you stupid mutt. (Garfielf kicks Odie) Jon: GAAAAAARFIIIIEELLD! Garfielf: Time for a nap, I'm a cat who loves to snooze. Jon: GARFIELD, YOU LAZY CAT! Garfielf: I hate alram clocks. I'm am hungry, I want some lasaga. Jon: You're eating us out of house and home, Garmfield. Garfielf: Enough with The Chit Chat, lets get some grub going. (grub time...) Jon: Where are the three cheese pizzas? Garfielf: I ate those food. Jon: Where are the taco shells? Garfielf: I ate those food. Jon: Where did all the Hamburger Helper go? (Garfielf burps) Jon: You're such a bad kitty, that's it, I've had it with you, that does it, I'm done, that's the last straw Grarfileld.

Illustrator : Cowabunga Ooga Booga

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