Pokemon Geeg (aka Baby Loris)

Language Card : english

Creation Date : 10 February 2009

Pokemon Passport

Name : Geeg (aka Baby Loris)

Type : Grass

Attack 1 : Naked Haiku
Put lotion on ass Geeg will paint a pretty X Please release your Chi (Play Peace Frog card at this time.)

Attack 2 : Cross-eyed Boobz
Opponent will be forced to look directly into the cross-eyed boobz of the Geeg, becoming completely mesmorized, and will forfeit next 2 turns unless 43 treats are produced. (These are to be fed to her while reading The Little Prince aloud.)

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