Language Card : english
Creation Date : 7 December 2015
Pokemon Passport
Name : Heavy Weapons Guy
Serie : Diamond & Pearl - Pokémon LV.X
Type : Fighting
Attack 1 : Be fat
Just by being fat and existing, your opponent has to go to an insane asylum for his life.
Attack 2 : Eat Sandvich
Eat a sandvich and shart it out your arsehole.
Comments : He is 500 pounds. He finds a mate by yelling dank memes.
Illustrator : Bob Saget
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