Language Card : english

Creation Date : 12 December 2021

Pokemon Passport

Name : Hellmo

Serie : Diamond & Pearl

Type : Fire

Attack 1 : Theory of value
Labour is valuable. These people haven't worked for their evolutions, they stole them. Every card unevolves. Their evolved forms are discarded. Haha.

Attack 2 : hellmo dance
Hellmo dances seductively. You cannot unsee this, hence the psychic damage.

Comments : Hellmo has reached his final form, defeating the hyper-capitalist makka pakka and ascending by seizing the means of production. You should run.

Illustrator : dear god why

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