Language Card : english
Creation Date : 15 April 2011
Pokemon Passport
Name : Sarah Palin
Serie : Diamond & Pearl
Type : Grass
Attack 1 : Seeing Russia
Flip a coin. If heads, stop the bridge building to Russia and come at those no-good commies with our caribou rifles!
Attack 2 : Forced Marriage
Have a kid. Name her something stupid. If she becomes impregnated outside the sacred union of marriage, FORCE HER INTO IT!
Illustrator : your face.
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