Language Card : english

Creation Date : 28 July 2014

Pokemon Passport

Name : Tard-Walrus

Serie : Black & White - Pokémon Stage 1

Type : Colorless

Attack 1 : I Pad Crash
Flip a coin. If heads, your I Pad crashes and you can't upload this picture on Instagram.

Attack 2 : Double-Derp Selfie
The opponent rage-quits and all of its energy is discarded. This attack does 30x the number of energies attached to the opponent's Pokemon.

Comments : These two retards are mischievous and when agrivated, throw babies at walls.

Illustrator : Oh shit, I forgot

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