Language Card : english

Creation Date : 15 March 2015

Pokemon Passport

Name : The Internet

Serie : Diamond & Pearl

Type : Colorless

Attack 1 : MySpace Troll
Log on to Internet Explorer. Change your avatar on MySpace to a morph between a Croc and a Nickleback album cover. Rage about Twilight. If people get insulted, 50 damage for 1 person, add +10 for each extra.

Attack 2 : Baby... Whyyyyyy
Jack up the Beats by Dre and turn on Baby by Justin Beiber. Her song will hurt everyone in the vicinity, even you.

Comments : I troll'd you on the MySpace troll. Not actually 200 damage.

Illustrator : GRAMMER NAtSEE

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