Language Card : english
Creation Date : 2 June 2016
Pokemon Passport
Name : YO MAMA
Serie : Diamond & Pearl - Pokémon Stage 2
Type : Darkness
Attack 1 : Obesity roll
Does twice the amount of damage if you are over 180ibs
Attack 2 : Toilet
Flip a coin 10000 times. If you get 1 tails it does damage. If you get heads 10000 times it does nothing.
Comments : She is older, bigger, uglier and has more hair than you! If you are fatter than her then your life must be competitive eating
Illustrator : Yo DAD
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