Language Card : english
Creation Date : 17 September 2017
Pokemon Passport
Name : ted cruz
Serie : Sun & Moon - Pokémon Stage 2
Type : Psychic
Attack 1 : instant nut
Flip a coin. If heads, ted cruz will bust a nut on ur face
Attack 2 : staffing problem
Flip a coin. If tails, the instant nut attack will inflict damage on him
Comments : he has no weakness
Illustrator : andrew zhang
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