Language Card : english

Creation Date : 19 September 2022

Pokemon Passport

Name : Alerias lip crust :(

Serie : HeartGold & SoulSilver - Pokémon Prime

Type : Darkness

Attack 1 : Ugly shit
If in direct eye contact with Alerias musty dusty crusty mouldy rat looking like lips, and within a range of 10 metres symptoms of persistent fatigue, nausea, heart palpitations and chills are common. If in contact it is advised to isolate for up to 7 days.

Attack 2 : she needs to khs
Her teeth are yellow asf and are literally abt to fall off and her breath smells like cat food shitted out then eaten again then shitted out again. Her hair is greasier than the unwashed frying pan in my kitchen and she sounds like a squeaky balloon. If you come into contact with her and witness this it is almost impossible to survive

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