Language Card : english
Creation Date : 30 November 2017
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Name : BIG SHAQ
Serie : Black & White - Pokémon Stage 1
Type : Fighting
Attack 1 : quick maths
big shaq does quick maths, mostly 2+2-1[which is 533]. he then throws his fat maths textbook and notebook straight at your face.
Attack 2 : yor gurl kno i got da sauce
he goes to your local supermarket and picks up all the ketchup from there. then he shoves that up your nose like garden hose. then he takes out his RAW SAUCE AND DRINKS IT ALL, WHICH MAKES HIM A SUPER SAIYAN. THEN HE PUNCH U OUT OF EARTH.
Comments : he got d in math. but he smart. so smartt. i have very fun with him.
Illustrator : shig baq [his evil clone brother]
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