Language Card : english
Creation Date : 12 August 2011
Pokemon Passport
Name : Barack Obama
Serie : Diamond & Pearl - Pokémon Stage 1
Type : Darkness
Attack 1 : Change
Flip a coin. If heads, Barack Obama will lower taxes. If tails, Obama will stab American citizens in the back by raising taxes. I'll go ahead and tell ya, that coin is gonna land on tails. I PROMISE.
Attack 2 : Awakening
Barack Obama will raise Osama from the dead so he can kill us all.
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