Language Card : english

Creation Date : 23 November 2011

Pokemon Passport

Name : Beast Magikarp

Serie : HeartGold & SoulSilver - Pokémon Prime

Type : Darkness

Attack 1 : Lazy A**
Magikarp sits on his a** watching tv, having other pokemon beat up the other pokemon until 80 damage is lost. Once it is lost it goes to Magikarp. If girl: They kiss her. If boy: They beat him up.

Attack 2 : Transform
Magikarp can transform into a pokemon of you choice including 80 attack points are lost from the foe & go to Magikarp.

Comments : Magikarp is a lazy a** b**** f***s people around.

Illustrator : Jake Allen Shawver

Vote for this card

View the gallery | Create my own card