Language Card : english
Creation Date : 27 December 2012
Pokemon Passport
Name : Chuck Norris
Serie : Diamond & Pearl
Type : Fighting
Attack 1 : Dirty Diaper
Flip a coin. This attack does 20 damage times the number of times Chuck Norris's parents vomit from the smell.
Attack 2 : Woundhouse Kick
Do you think those wittle feet are all so cute? Think again, fool.
Comments : Even though he is young, CHUCK NORRIS can pack a whopper in that diaper of his. He is said to be the rarest Pokemon in the entire world.
Illustrator : Ken Sugimori
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