Language Card : english
Creation Date : 10 November 2012
Pokemon Passport
Name : Chuck Norris ex 9999999
Serie : Diamond & Pearl - Pokémon Stage 1
Type : Fighting
Attack 1 : Sheer Awsomeness
Chuck Norris is so awesome, all of your opponent's pokemon die from sheer jealousy.
Attack 2 : Roundhouse Kick 9 +
This attack does 990 damage plus 999990 more damage for every unit of epicness Chuck Norris posseses to all pokemon.
Comments : He doesn't do push-ups, he does earth-downs. He sleeps with an AK-47 in his hand and a nuke under his pillow. HE'S CHUCK NORRIS!
Illustrator : Chuck Norris
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