Language Card : english

Creation Date : 10 November 2012

Pokemon Passport

Name : Chuck Norris ex 9999999

Serie : Diamond & Pearl - Pokémon Stage 1

Type : Fighting

Attack 1 : Sheer Awsomeness
Chuck Norris is so awesome, all of your opponent's pokemon die from sheer jealousy.

Attack 2 : Roundhouse Kick 9 +
This attack does 990 damage plus 999990 more damage for every unit of epicness Chuck Norris posseses to all pokemon.

Comments : He doesn't do push-ups, he does earth-downs. He sleeps with an AK-47 in his hand and a nuke under his pillow. HE'S CHUCK NORRIS!

Illustrator : Chuck Norris

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