Language Card : english

Creation Date : 12 December 2021

Pokemon Passport

Name : Commie Hellmo

Serie : Diamond & Pearl - Pokémon Stage 1

Type : Fighting

Attack 1 : sesame gun
"That number isn't the damage. It's his kill count" - Big bird, 2021 shoot sesame street at people. bid bird is coming for you.

Attack 2 : The means of produciton
You seize the means of production. Your opponent now cannot draw cards for any reason (this includes prize cards). You take any cards that they would receive.

Comments : Hellmo has reached his final form, defeating the hyper-capitalist makka pakka and ascending by seizing the means of production. You should run.

Illustrator : dear god why

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