Language Card : english

Creation Date : 11 July 2015

Pokemon Passport

Name : Derpy sandy

Serie : 1st generation - Pokémon Stage 1

Type : Grass

Attack 1 : Squirl Bite
Sandy bites with her overlarge,tree sized,very long, unbrushed,world record Teeth flip a coin if heads sandy sharpens her teeth doing 20+ damage (Even though there fricking large enough!)

Attack 2 : Dat Face
The target is laughing so hard its doing damage (Not really suprising there) and loses its turn since its distracted flip a coin twice if two heads it loses another turn cause sandy dressed like a hobo and is laughing even harder making this do 10+ damage

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