Language Card : english

Creation Date : 21 April 2011

Pokemon Passport

Name : Dirty Hipster

Serie : Diamond & Pearl - Pokémon Stage 1

Type : Colorless

Attack 1 : Hot Frappuccino
Using this attack will cause Dirty Hipster to ride his fixie to the nearest Starbucks and spend $6 on regular coffee. Your opponent will make a comment about how over-priced that is, thus causing Dirty Hipster to toss said coffee on opponent.

Attack 2 :

Comments : Every true Dirty Hipster will go on a pilgrimage to to the Hipster Mecca: San Francisco. They will enjoy days of riding fixies, drinking PBR, and smoking.

Illustrator : The Cripple

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