Language Card : english

Creation Date : 14 August 2015

Pokemon Passport

Name : Donald Trump

Serie : 1st generation - Pokémon Stage 1

Type : Darkness

Attack 1 : I HATE WOMEN
Flip a coin. If heads, Trump starts being a douche and deals 10 extra damage to you. If tails, Hillary Clinton comes and bombs him dealing 10 extra hp.

Attack 2 : GIMME ALL OF YOUR OIL
Flip a coin. If heads, Trump takes all of you beautiful oil making his next attack deal twice as much damage as normal. If tails, Trump fails lika Noob and makes your next attack deal twice as much damage as normal.

Illustrator : Aidan Benny

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