Language Card : english

Creation Date : 30 April 2017

Pokemon Passport

Name : Donald Trump

Serie : HeartGold & SoulSilver - Pokémon Prime

Type : Colorless

Attack 1 : Tomahawk Missiles
When you make Trump very angry he will send 59 of these after you after you gas your own people.

Attack 2 : Not a hypocrite.
Flip a coin. If you land heads it will trigger millions of feminists, college students, and racists. And do 30 more damage. Stop when you satisfy all those dumb liberals.

Comments : Multi million dollar business man. Who wants to build a wall. And got a small loan of a million dollars. Is also a conservative.

Illustrator : Trump.

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