Language Card : english

Creation Date : 3 July 2018

Pokemon Passport

Name : Existential Crisis

Serie : Sun & Moon - Pokémon Stage 2

Type : Colorless

Attack 1 : What is life
Why should I wake up to this everyday. Is this even my final form?

Attack 2 : Cry for help
I have lost the feeling of emotion and have trapped myself in this body of a bear

Comments : Cry for me petty humans as I, the rejected muppet character take over your puny existence and universe. But it’s three am so I’m sleep deprevied

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