Language Card : english

Creation Date : 1 August 2025

Pokemon Passport

Name : Florida Man

Serie : XY

Type : Dragon

Attack 1 : Trade baby for 15 Big Macs
Flip a coin. If heads, this attack does 50 billion damage

Attack 2 : Drink deep frying oil
Flip a coin. If heads, your Pokémon is now Paralyzed. If tails you do 5000 billion damage

Comments : I eat car

Illustrator : Yo mama

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