Language Card : english

Creation Date : 4 March 2019

Pokemon Passport

Name : GOPNIK

Serie : Sun & Moon - Pokémon Stage 2

Type : Fighting

Attack 1 : Squating
HE WILL SQUAT ON YOU IN CHERNOBYL

Attack 2 : MOTHERRUSSIA
Flip a coin. IF HEADS DEFENDING POKEMON IS A COMMUNIST. IF TAILS VODKA BOTTLE IS THROWN AT YOU.

Comments : I HAVE NO IDEA WHY I HAVE DONE THIS

Illustrator : NYET

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