Language Card : english

Creation Date : 26 November 2018

Pokemon Passport

Name : Goodman

Serie : Diamond & Pearl

Type : Psychic

Attack 1 : Ahh your balls
If you don't get me my house payment by 12:00 tonight AHH! your ball sack. I will get a Nile crockidile to chomp down on your balls with 350,000 pounds ofpressure per square inch, your balls coming the hell off

Attack 2 : To space
I will bite off your balls with my very own mouth then tape them to a rocket heading directly into the sun, so unless you don't want balls, get me your house payment

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