Language Card : english

Creation Date : 2 January 2015

Pokemon Passport

Name : Grumpy Cat

Serie : Black & White

Type : Colorless

Attack 1 : Grump Smash
Flip a coin. If heads, pick up Grumpy Cat, go on the high dive, drop Grumpy Cat onto the Defending Pokémon. (If any injuries occur to Grumpy Cat I'll sue you.)

Attack 2 : Death Stare
Flip a coin. If heads, Grumpy Cat will stare the opponent to death. Each minute of staring times the 30 by 2. (Remember if Grumpy Cat's eyes bleed I'll sue you.)

Comments : Roses are red, Grumpy is grumpy, and he hates you.

Illustrator : Grumpy Cat

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