Language Card : english

Creation Date : 7 December 2015

Pokemon Passport

Name : Heavy Weapons Guy

Serie : Diamond & Pearl - Pokémon LV.X

Type : Fighting

Attack 1 : Be fat
Just by being fat and existing, your opponent has to go to an insane asylum for his life.

Attack 2 : Eat Sandvich
Eat a sandvich and shart it out your arsehole.

Comments : He is 500 pounds. He finds a mate by yelling dank memes.

Illustrator : Bob Saget

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