Language Card : english

Creation Date : 29 August 2014

Pokemon Passport

Name : Jordan Merritt

Serie : 1st generation

Type : Darkness

Attack 1 : Being Black
This card is unaffected by Officer Jenny Trainer cards.

Attack 2 : Kamehamehuh
Flip a coin. If heads, Jordan kills his opponent. If tails, Jordan must kill his family in real life. If that shit lands on the rim, neither heads or tails, you win at life.

Comments : If this card was a puppy, it'd be a dead puppy.

Illustrator : Joel Crespo

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