Language Card : english

Creation Date : 7 September 2014

Pokemon Passport

Name : Juan

Serie : 1st generation

Type : Fighting

Attack 1 : Lawn Mower
mows a lawn and gets payed $7.50. He spends the money on a bottle of tequila and a lightbulb. Restores 50HP.

Attack 2 : Burrito
sells you a burrito for $1.90 and uses the money on a bottle of tequila, restores 50HP. You spend the following week experiencing severe diarrhea, and die of dehydration .

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