Language Card : english

Creation Date : 4 September 2025

Pokemon Passport

Name : K POP JO MAMA

Serie : Diamond & Pearl

Type : Water

Attack 1 : John Cena slam
John Cena slams you with a choke slam and then you lay there on the mat hoping you don’t get the ambulance out

Attack 2 : SHUT UP
You are screwed by John Cena ha ha zoom zoom

Comments : You go, Zoom Zoom, Zoom zoom

Illustrator : Joe mama

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