Language Card : english

Creation Date : 9 October 2024

Pokemon Passport

Name : KEVIN

Serie : HeartGold & SoulSilver - Pokémon Prime

Type : Lighting

Attack 1 : THE CONSTIPATION HITS
Flip a coin. If heads , uh ouch Kevin needs a CHUNKY shit and tries to run to the bathroom but fails he SHARTS all over opponents , wait 2 turns for opponent to use card again

Attack 2 : ThunderBUT X100000000
Flip a coin. If tails, YOUR OPPONENTS POKÉMON GETS ABSOLUTELY SMITTEN BY BROWN ELECTRICITY LOGS THAT ELETRICUTE CARD YOUR OPPONENT DIED FROM SHIT

Comments : God what have I created

Illustrator : Meme bot

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