Language Card : english
Creation Date : 17 April 2017
Pokemon Passport
Name : Kim Jong un
Serie : Diamond & Pearl - Pokémon LV.X
Type : Darkness
Attack 1 : Nuke Attack
Since North Korea's nuclear weapons program is a failure, Kim Jong un launches a nuclear missile, that does the minimum damage to the opponent.
Attack 2 : Double Chin
After realizing that his country is a legit wasteland, he resorts to Plan B and attempts to smother everyone with his large double chin.
Comments : Kim Jong un likes to eat lots of rice, spending his country's only money on trash haircuts, killing civilians, and building a weak army and nuclear arsenal.
Illustrator : Niall Canny and Shane Crean
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