Language Card : english

Creation Date : 14 October 2013

Pokemon Passport

Name : Koffing

Serie : Diamond & Pearl

Type : Grass

Attack 1 : Smokescreen
Always basked in a cloud of gaseous plant matter, the Pokemon is in a constant state of chill. As its natural defense, attackers end up just as faded when they get too close.

Attack 2 : Amnesia
Uhhhhh... what?

Comments : He likes his women like his bong rips - fat. It stick its tongue out in most photos, leading experts to believe he may be part dog. He also beats the living shit out of the drums like they're an Irish housewife.

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