Language Card : english

Creation Date : 23 October 2018

Pokemon Passport

Name : Laxkid Veldhuis

Serie : 1st generation - Pokémon Stage 1

Type : Water

Attack 1 : Underrated Strike
During intercourse, the woman that is dominating him simply states he is “underrated” and Laxkid goes into a fury

Attack 2 : DMV Summoning
In distress he can make a phone call to the Apple Valley DMV where his smug father Rob will come to his aid and destroy the enemy in fashion similar to the way Ben Shapiro destroys snowflake liberals

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