Language Card : english

Creation Date : 18 November 2013

Pokemon Passport

Name : MilanSan

Serie : 1st generation - Pokémon Stage 1

Type : Water

Attack 1 : Virgin Strike
Casting this ability will scare away every single girl in a radius of 5 miles , this will protect what is most valuable to Milansan : His virginity

Attack 2 : Baby Wipes
The tought of using normal toilet paper disgusts Milansan. Therefore he only uses babywipes. This causes everyone around him to start laughing until dead follows

Illustrator : Rakke

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