Language Card : english
Creation Date : 27 March 2017
Pokemon Passport
Name : Mommy Manatee
Serie : Diamond & Pearl - Pokémon Stage 2
Type : Water
Attack 1 : No Nonsense
Eat so many thunderclaps your neck looks more raw than Debbie's hair.
Attack 2 : Chloroform Cannon
Flip a coin. If heads, put a toddler to sleep. If tails, teleport back to your basement.
Comments : Probably took your daughter's virginity before she graduated pre-k.
Illustrator : Your momma
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