Language Card : english

Creation Date : 27 March 2017

Pokemon Passport

Name : Mommy Manatee

Serie : Diamond & Pearl - Pokémon Stage 2

Type : Water

Attack 1 : No Nonsense
Eat so many thunderclaps your neck looks more raw than Debbie's hair.

Attack 2 : Chloroform Cannon
Flip a coin. If heads, put a toddler to sleep. If tails, teleport back to your basement.

Comments : Probably took your daughter's virginity before she graduated pre-k.

Illustrator : Your momma

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