Language Card : english
Creation Date : 23 April 2015
Pokemon Passport
Name : Nigel Farage
Serie : Black & White
Type : Metal
Attack 1 : Casual Racism
Nigel blames a foreigner for causing his tea to turn cold. Flip a coin. If heads, the foreigner is a machete weilding member of Isis who cleaves him to death.
Attack 2 : Britain First
Nigel waves the british flag so hard he accidentally impales himself on the flagpole. Flip a coin. If heads, the flagpole also impales David Cameron.
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