Language Card : english

Creation Date : 21 September 2014

Pokemon Passport

Name : Obamachu

Serie : Black & White - Pokémon Stage 2

Type : Water

Attack 1 : Blame Bush
Flip a coin. If heads, blame George W. Bush and publicly bash the GOP. If tails, accept Zero Damage to responsibility and blame George W. Bush.

Attack 2 : Escape on Vacation
Obamachu will ignore the current USA issues, go to the closest Golf Club and take Zero Damage

Comments : This Pokemon has Zero intelligence and knows his way around the Golf Course

Illustrator : ItsTURBOTime

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