Language Card : english

Creation Date : 18 August 2013

Pokemon Passport

Name : Psyduck Kid

Serie : 1st generation

Type : Psychic

Attack 1 : Virginity
Flip a coin, if heads, prevents loss of virginity for the next twenty years. If tails, settle for cheap lay at discount motel.

Attack 2 : Legendary
Flip a coin, if heads, remember this moment for the rest of your life in a positive light. If tails, remember this moment for the rest of your life while drinking malt liquor behind an abandoned mcdonalds in Detroit.

Illustrator : Imperius146

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