Language Card : english
Creation Date : 18 June 2011
Pokemon Passport
Name : Pwnage
Serie : HeartGold & SoulSilver
Type : Colorless
Attack 1 : Pwned 1000000000000
Yoshi comes and eats the defending pokemon. The defending turns into an egg and faints, while Pwnage is eating a fail omelet.
Attack 2 : Roundhouse Kitty Kick 900
Chuck Norris trains Pwnage to roundhouse kick in 2 seconds (because Chuck Norris is awesome enough to do that) and Pwnage kills the defending pokemon.
Comments : Yeah. Chuck Norris can teach cats how to roundhouse kick because he is so awesome.
Illustrator : I will pwn u
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