Language Card : english

Creation Date : 28 June 2012

Pokemon Passport

Name : Retarded Beaver

Serie : Diamond & Pearl

Type : Psychic

Attack 1 : APPLE!
Retarded Beaver picks up the apple, but is so retarded the apple rejects him and flings itself at the opponent, paralyzing it.

Attack 2 : Tail Slap
Retarded Beaver slaps the opponent with his small tail, giving the opponent with a concussion and no way to attack for 3 turns.

Comments : This beaver is very Retarded and didn't get a scholarship at the Pre-School of absolute retards. No big deal, as Retarded Beaver didn't even know he was there.

Illustrator : Jacob

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