Language Card : english

Creation Date : 24 May 2018

Pokemon Passport

Name : Rishi

Serie : 1st generation

Type : Fire

Attack 1 : Fall
When this magnificent beast falls, not only does your virginity fall with you, but if you flip a coin with it landing on heads; He eats you (Insta kill).

Attack 2 : Strip Tease
When his clothes are stripped off, all those who spectate his mountainous "six pack" are paralysed. Flip a coin. If tails, the defending Pokemon is penetrated by his nose as he crushes you with his 10k pound flab, then the defending Pokemon becomes crippled and loses 90% of remaining health.

Illustrator : Dylan

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