Language Card : english

Creation Date : 10 September 2013

Pokemon Passport

Name : Rob

Serie : 1st generation - Pokémon Stage 1

Type : Colorless

Attack 1 : Fap Attack
Flip a coin. If heads, Rob dies and cannot be revived. If tails, Rob faps into his mouth.

Attack 2 : Swallow
Flip a coin. If heads, Rob swallows the entire load in one gulp. If tails, Rob is unsuccessful and chokes.

Illustrator : Andrew Och

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