Language Card : english

Creation Date : 5 January 2019

Pokemon Passport

Name : Salphin

Serie : 1st generation

Type : Water

Attack 1 : Dive
Salphin dives on dry land on the slightest of touches from his opponents which results in an undeserved penalty for Salphins team. Devastating affect on the match result.

Attack 2 : Egyptian keyboard warriors
Salphin cries for help from cancerous Egyptian keyboard warriors who write thousands of death threats on Salphin's opponent's Instagram page. It is said that these Egyptians worship Salphin as the one and only true God.

Illustrator : Egyptian dolphin; aka broken shoulder

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