Language Card : english

Creation Date : 12 March 2013

Pokemon Passport

Name : Sam

Serie : HeartGold & SoulSilver

Type : Colorless

Attack 1 : Sick Flicks
Flicking is quite sick these days. One must flick the nipples which will activate the fiddle playing. After the fiddle is finished, you might even see him flicking nipples of innocent children on the corners of Philadelphia.

Attack 2 : Tennis Pro
One might say that tennis is tennis-like... Sam begs to differ. If he's not at the gym lifting, or toking up in the basement, he's swingin' at those balls and grunting at his secret tennis hideout

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