Language Card : english

Creation Date : 3 July 2018

Pokemon Passport

Name : THE DAMN LAD

Serie : XY - Pokémon-EX

Type : Grass

Attack 1 : SUPER SONIC BEATDOWN
THIS MOTHERRESPECTER IS FASTER THAN A GODDAMN ROCKET HE'LL BEAT YOU IN 2 SECONDS

Attack 2 : ACTIVATE ULTRA INSTINCT
THIS MOTHERRESPECTER USES ULTRA INSTINCT AND DODGES YOUR STUPID ATTACKS BRUH ARE YOU EVEN TRYIN

Pokémon-EX rule : YOUR WHOLE POKEMANS ARE INTIMIDATED BY THE ABSOLUTE SIZE OF THIS LAD

Comments : god help us all

Illustrator : soothouse dumb sorrow tv is best

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