Language Card : english

Creation Date : 24 January 2016

Pokemon Passport

Name : Ted Cruz

Serie : Black & White

Type : Lighting

Attack 1 : Bible Thumper
For every Bible sold out of the back of Cruz's truck, add 10+ to Cruz's campaign.

Attack 2 : "Not-a-Filibuster"
Read this card aloud. Read Green Eggs and Ham aloud. Read the Bible aloud. Repeat for 21 hours then draw a card

Comments : I am Sam. Sam I am. Do you like green eggs and ham?

Illustrator : Darren Lam

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