Language Card : english

Creation Date : 1 August 2014

Pokemon Passport

Name : The Captain

Serie : Diamond & Pearl - Pokémon LV.X

Type : Water

Attack 1 : Panty Soaker
Smiles at your gf, instantly making her as wet as Niagara Falls

Attack 2 :
Flip a coin. If heads, your girlfriend give The Captain top in his Rari. If tails, he'll dm your girlfriend and make her fall in love instantly.

Comments : This Pokemon is the master at eating muff, special ability to make her moan like an angry giraffe

Illustrator : Katniss Everlean

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