Language Card : english
Creation Date : 21 January 2018
Pokemon Passport
Name : Trump
Serie : Sun & Moon
Type : Colorless
Attack 1 : Wall
Flip a coin. If heads, Trump gets 20 restored health. If tails, Trump gets 5 health restoration.
Attack 2 : Team Up
Flip a coin 4 times. If heads each time, Trump summons Mexican slaves to conquer China because he’s too lazy to do it himself.
Comments : Trump is now the POTUS (President Of The United States). Hooray. But Hillary was the second option, so...
Illustrator : Andrew Morrissey
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