Language Card : english
Creation Date : 11 April 2017
Pokemon Passport
Name : United Airlines
Serie : 1st generation
Type : Water
Attack 1 : Dragging People
United Airlines likes to drag people off of planes for some unknown reason. although it is very stupid, they do it anyway.
Attack 2 : High Prices
United charges you for every single damn little thing. Water, legroom, a bag of freakin peanuts? United needs to get a life.
Illustrator : practically everyone on twitter right now
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